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The impossible Quiz Book | All chapters Completed

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  2. Question 80 is the ultimate koopa (i guess) but 8 bit

  3. the book, and we see the aiming screen saying: "Target confirmed". The aim moves to Chris and the screen displays "Unidentified creature", with a flashing warning text saying "Potentially lethal". The claw grabs the book, but as it does, a gun is heard being loaded. The camera then zooms out to show the shotgun being held by Chris, who proceeds to fire it into the claw's face, and as the smoke clears, the Quiz begins.

    1. Carefully (it's a good advice)

    2. Clint Eastwood (he's a movie star known for shooting in westerns)

    3. 2:30 (you need a dentist appointment because your tooth hurts; tooth-hurty -> two-thirty)

    4. A femur (female + lemur)

    5. Click the empty Skip slot (the arrow points the same way as east on the compass)

    6. Click the word "What" ("What is the greatest thing since sliced bread." – it's a statement, not a question)

    7. Illegal (ill eagle)

    8. Press "H" on the keyboard (7th letter of "the alpHabet")

    9. Blnd Pg (no eyes -> no i's)

    10. Count the dog sperms, it's either 7 or 8 (if one of the upper is tired, it's 8; if not, 7)

    11. 4 (how many different letters in "assassins" – A, S, I, N)

    12. Click the dots in order. (20)

    SKIP: Click the dots in order until the 7th one and then click the unnumbered dot.
    13. Corn flakes (tons of them fall on the floor)

    14. Click the correct item (pigeon/dolphin to the left, fork to the right – if you wait too long, you'll lose a life and restart the question)

    15. >:C (angry, because it's hard)

    16. Click the word "question" ("Answer this question please" – it's a request, not a question)

    17. Press "C" on the keyboard, since it's showing a picture of a sea (sea -> C)

    18. The dictionary (since it will give you the meaning of the WORD "life")

    19. A tin (reference to a question from the first Impossible Quiz)

    20. Click Chris repeatedly until he is done licking his leg.

    21. Drag the dot between the 2 and 1 in the question number, and then press the resulting 2.1 (10)

    22. A yoglett (baby yogurt -> yogurt baby; yogurt equivalent of piglet)

    23. Pop the correct amount of bubbles, (either 18, 23 or 27) then click the arrow (20)

    FUSESTOPPER: Click the dark purple bubble (Middle left one)
    24. Click the words ‘far too’ (it turns into "FART oo")

    25. Seaweed (as in, the sea urinated)

    26. Yes (if not, the last question would be wrong) (Note: clicking "Please don't press this" will restart the whole game from the E4 Games screen.)

    27. Wow. The Impossible Quiz sure has gone downhill (considering the same question was asked 3 times)

    28. Drag off the body, then click the liver (deliver -> "de" liver -> the liver) (10)

    29. A yoglett (as shown in Q22, that's the name of a yogurt baby)

    30. Press the left and right arrow keys until Chris is hit by a tank (Left, right, left, right, left, right, left)

    31. No U (100 pennies in a POUND, but "pond" is missing the letter U)

    32. Press "M" on the keyboard (1 in "a Minute", 2 in "a MoMent", none in "a thousand years") (10)

    33. You wrote it with your left hand (writing with your weaker hand results in bad handwriting)

    34. Biased! (has two donkeys -> has bi-ass -> has bias -> biased)

    35. Press "P" on the keyboard, since it shows a guy peeing (pee -> P)

    36. Drag the word “bowel” and click "Answer" ("bowel movements" -> movement of the word “bowel”)

    37. Click the button repeatedly until the bar fills up and transforms Chris into his real-life counterpart, Socks! (10)

    38. 25.81 (the square root of 666)

    39. People die (after pigs fly -> pigs flew -> swine flu; which some people die from)

    40. Click the crotch; "In my gentleman's area (or otherwise)" (the quiz violated you…)

    41. Wipe their arse (a cannibal would dump his girlfriend in the sense that he would poop her out after eating her)

    42. Mash any keys on your keyboard (except TAB) until Pig Buster (the worm on the right) is dead (gameplay from "Bear Knuckle Pig Buster Fight" by deviantArt user gingerneck) (10)

    43. Type cast on the keyboard ("The answer is; type CAST.") (10)

    44. Drag the word "mouse" on top of "here", then click the arrow on the right of the screen ("Put the mouse on here")

    45. Drag the word "ground" away, then fix the leaks under it (the underground pipes -> the pipes under the word "ground") (10)

    46. There are 7 different question variations:

    1. JFMAMJJASON? (Answer: D) January, February, March, April, May, June, July, August, September, October, November (Answer: December)
    2. OTTFFSSEN? (Answer: T) One, Two, Three, Four, Five, Six, Seven, Eight, Nine (Answer: Ten)
    3. MTWTFS? (Answer: S) Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday (Answer: Sunday)
    4. ROYGBI? (Answer: V) Red, Orange, Yellow, Green, Blue, Indigo (Answer: Violet)
    5. MVEMJSUN? (Answer: P) Mercury, Venus, Earth, Mars, Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus, Neptune (Answer: Pluto)
    6. TIQTIQTTIQ? (Answer: B) The Impossible Quiz, The Impossible Quiz Two, The Impossible Quiz (Answer: Book)
    7. FFFRRPPHHH? (Answer: That’s a fart isn’t it?)
    47. Rub up and down on the pole which the Badly Drawn Dawg and Pups are chewing on, until they get struck by the tesla coil, Fusestopper recommended (15)

    48. 1 (unstable -> wonky -> one key)

    49. Either drag the word "Life" onto Mars, or click Mars' craters until a Phlovomite (blue alien) pops out with a sign that says "Yes!" (you will have to do only one of these tasks each time, it's completely random) (20)

    50. Shoot (click) the headed hook three times. You need to be quick! (5)

  4. 51. Depends on the size of your mouth (how many bits goes in one bite)

    52. Hello score (hi score)

    53. Load "" (the command for loading a ZX Spectrum, also works for its Splappy counterpart)

    54. Click all the dots, including the one in the question number (10)

    55. Mostly harmless ("Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy" reference)

    56. All of the above (think of really old games)

    57. Crab meat (Crabmeats are the crab Badniks from Sonic games)

    58. Press "1", and then the "up"-arrow (extra lives are called 1-UPs in several games, especially old ones)

    59. Click the 59th square (far right square on the 4th row)

    60. Use the up and down arrow keys to move the paddle, it's highly recommended to just stay in the middle. Beat "Extremely Intelligent Phlovomite Programming" to win.

    61-70 update: When update is finished, a big 5 fills the screen

    Cassette-o-matic 4000: Type "" next to "Load" and then click Play

    LIFEBUOY: Type lifebuoy and click play
    (EASTER EGG: Type easteregg and click play)
    61. Fifteen (the colour range of the ZX Spectrum)

    62. Press the right key to kick, and the left to retract, repeat four times until the butt bleeds.

    63. Hold the up key to remove the ring from the question number (it's a red ring of death, because you'll die from the bomb if you don't get rid of it) (10)

    64. The Mega Drive (the first book of the Bible is the Genesis, and the Sega Genesis is known as Sega Mega Drive in Europe and Japan)

    65. Metal Gear Flaccid (the Metal Gear wasn't always solid)

    66. Neptune (Pluto is a dwarf planet) (10)

    67. Residential (Sim City mechanics; Commercial + Industrial = Residential)

    68. Don't do anything, the bomb will take care of it (this particular bomb functions like bombs in Bomberman) ("10")

    69. Click the question number 69 times

    70. Use the arrow keys to move Pac-Frank to eat all of the pills. If a ghost touches you, you lose one life. (beware of the fast red one, feel free to follow the blue idiot)

    71-80 update: When update is finished, a big 7 fills the screen

    71. Italy (the finest plumbers in the world are the Mario Brothers, who are Italian)

    72. Duck hunt mechanics; shoot (click) all the Phlovomite birds (if you miss any, the question cannot be completed, and the bomb will kill you) (10)

    73. Spatula Future (the name of The Impossible Quiz Book, Chapter 3)

    74. One (using the letters in "settlers", you can write the word "letters" one time, with an S to spare)

    75. Perform the calculation using binary (e.g: 1001 + 1100 = 10101), (10+10=100, not 20)

    Variation 1: 1001 + 0110 = 001111
    Variation 2: 01001101 + 10000000 = "1101101"
    Note: 01001101 + 10000000 = 11001101, the in-game answer is missing a zero
    Variation 3: 10 + 10 = 100
    Variation 4: 11011 – 01010 = 10001
    Variation 5: 10000 x 00010 = 100000
    Variation 6: 11111 + 01001 = 101000
    Variation 7: 1000110 / 0000010 = 0100011
    76. Press "U" on the keyboard (female sheep -> ewe -> U) (10)

    77. Click "Lives" (it's an anagram of the word 'evil') (10)

    FUSESTOPPER: Search for it, it's above the lifebuoy
    78. Avoid being hit by asteroids (a good strategy is keeping to the edges)

    79. Any of the options will work, since the game will pretend to crash and give you a Blue Screen of Death. When on this screen, press any of the key-shaped zeroes in the numbers present in the screen (there are two); trying to press anything on your keyboard will take a life away from you.

    80. Win this game by collecting 5 glowing orbs (Hint: Spatulons can be killed by jumping on them)

    81-100 update: When update is finished, a big 1 fills the screen

    Demo version finished: Click "Buy full version for only 1600 quiz points"

    81. What a long, strange trip it's been (name of an achievement in "World of Warcraft", really hard to get)

    82-83: Red Bomb (15)
    82. Unzip Sackboy (you can click his head to six options will appear, but they are all wrong)
    83. Yoctosecond (it's 10^-24 of a second)

    84. Africa (a free car)

    85. Mash the broken one to fix it, then click "Lyre bird" (lyre bird -> liar bird) (10)

    86. Move the mines around the centre until they fall off, then click the centre; a Fusestopper is heavily recommended (from the Splapp's flash "The Orbinauts") (10)

    87. 42 (answer to life, universe, and everything, including this question – while the question number is the correct result to the addition, clicking it makes you lose one life)

    88. Defeat the Giant Enemy Crab (the right armpit is a weak spot, which causes massive damage) (10)

    89. Say 'Gah'! (Sega's Sonic is the racing hedgehog; Sega -> Say 'Gah'!)

    90. Choose "Fight!". In-battle, if your enemy is an Eye-on-legs, attack with either "Scratch" twice or "Poke" twice. If it's Bacon, attack with "Bite" twice.

    After the Phlovomite is defeated, he'll either find a Fez or say "I hate you, little ginger bum-hole". A big 9 fills the screen briefly.
    91. Pull the question over (there is a fold at the bottom right corner of the question)

    92. The sandwich with a barrel in it, to the right of the egg sandwich (do a barrel roll) (10)

    93. She is your bionic arm! (reference to Bionic Commando)

    94. Click X on all the pop-ups, until you get one about dirty pics and yiffing. Once you get that pop-up, click on "CLICK HERE!!!". (Careful; don't click "Shutdown", or else you'll be sent all the way back to the loading screen)

    95. I was saving it for question 95 (pretty self-explanatory)

    96. Press "X" on the keyboard until you see Jason being hit by a car ("Press X to Jason" is a button prompt at the start of the chapter intro, and a reference to an infamous button prompt in Heavy Rain).

    97-98: Red Bomb (12)
    97. Floater (it's an actual lemming type, but also the term for faecal matter stuck in the toilet)
    98. Mash to fix the bottom left one, then click "Amber Lamps" (Amber Lamps -> Ambulance; 999 is the UK emergency number) (the other options are Lara Croft, Master Chief and Kevin Butler)

    99. Yellow, yellow, red, yellow, blue, pink (rhythm of happy birthday)

    100. The password is 5719 (each of the numbers comes from the aftermath of the updates and the battle in Q90; misclick once and the bomb will go off instantaneously!) (10)

  5. 101. Before Christ (obviously)

    102. The water stream drawing; top right (the hieroglyphs say "water")

    103. Dinosaur in a top hat! (because why not!)

    104. 2002 (the year the Ice Age movie was released)

    105. Four (the holes in the letters of "TROLOLOL")

    106. Kick it up the arse (the question is how do you make a "dino soar/sore" – the answer fits in either case)

    107. 2004 (the question has the same design as The Impossible Quiz Demo from 2004)

    108. Type "BANG" (if you wait until 4 seconds on the bomb, the question will display "hint: create the universe", prompting you to initiate the Big Bang) (20)

    109. Titting Arsing Retarded Dicking Impossible Shit-Quiz

    110. Click on the bomb (the hieroglyphics say "bomb") (10)

    111. G (G-string, as in a thong)

    112. Click on Badly Drawn Dawg's anus (its shaped like "X" , and X marks the spot for a treasure.) (10)

    113. Herr Schnipp (barbers clip hair, which makes a "snip" sound; hair snip -> Herr Schnipp)

    114. Click somewhere on the support structure under Chris and the platform will collapse (if you try to stroke him, you'll create a time paradox and get a Game Over, since you play as Chris) (10)

    115. Pleistocene (the latest glacial epoch, or ice age)

    116. The quiz's budget ran out (no money left for anything more advanced than drawing on paper)

    117. Adolf Titler (Adolf Hitler as a tit bird)

    118. It blows your hand off (due to the missing 'I', the question asks about a pen gun, not a penguin)

    119. He doesn't have one (at least, not that we've seen)

    120. Click on Nyan Chris 50 times so he poops out a rainbow. (10)

    121. Click on the blue time scar beside the word "end". This will send a meteor to the prehistoric era, killing the dinosaurs. (Note: The "!" at the end of the "question" is still clickable, but is now incorrect) (10)

    122. Don't do anything. Splapp only wanted to show you a pic of some lemurs eating poop (do not click anything that appears when you move your mouse over it) ("10")

    123. Click any of the C's in the word "Click" (C is the largest Roman numeral of the clickable options, although the question number, for example, is bigger)

    FUSESTOPPER: Hidden in a bush, just above the V in 'lives'.
    124. Put your mouse outside the screen to make an elephant fall in, since elephants don't like mice (Note: "The Answer" is still clickable, but is now incorrect)

    125. Click on the blue time scar and then click on all of the monster's eyes (you have to be quick) (12)

    126. Top left (the question says "WTF", referring to the sudden snow, to which the answer is simply "Snow") (the other options are "")

    127. Triassic Garden (Triassic is the era before Jurassic)

    128. DX (answer in Roman numerals, DX means 510)

    129. Click 'Mutts 'N Sluts' magazine. (10)

    130. Click the question number. (If you mashed the bottom left broken one, it tells you to click the question number)

    131. Rub both of the dogs until they disappear (reference to Splapp's Badly Drawn Dawg, series 3, episode 1. You have to be fast). (10)

    132. Australia (The question is entirely messed up)

    133. Press "W" on the keyboard (two ewes -> double U -> W)

    134. Gondwanaland; bottom right, hidden in vines (Gondwanaland was a southern supercontinent in the Triassic, and Jurassic Park was shot in the southern hemisphere) (10)

    135. Barbarism (Herr Schnipp was a barber)

    136. Drag the vines away to find the dinosaur egg on the bottom of the screen, in the middle (there is a red arrow on it, and the egg turns green when you hover over it) (10)

    137. A piano stuck up a tree (trees have trunks, and a piano has ivory keys and four legs)

    138. Rub the defective laser as fast as you can, and click on the sign when it appears; Fusestopper recommended (Note: charging and firing the laser will expand the black hole behind the question number, causing a Game Over) (10)

    139. Bond (bond age -> bondage; which can be considered a good time, depending on your preference)

    SKIP: Click the top right valve.
    140. Edam; bottom left (you need to time your click carefully)

    141. Click on the second portal from the right at the bottom (alternatively; type "cast" – Splapp revealed that this was a leftover from question 43)

    142. Click the 42nd 42 (5th row, 4th column; three of the 42's are missing, but the one in the hint counts) (10)

    143. Gabe Newell (co-founder and president of Valve, which created the digital distribution platform Steam)

    144. Press "Y" on the keyboard ("Why", just… "WHY"; why -> Y) (5)

    145. Rot! (the question asks for your favourite colour in German; the answer means "Red!", which is the main colour used in the Nazi Germany themed questions)

    146. Hold "1" on your keyboard, or press it repeatedly (on most keyboard, shift+1 makes "!") (10)

    147. The Battle of Hastings? (if you don't acknowledge the issue, there is no issue…)

    148. Click the buttons in order: blue, red, blue, yellow (this should be a familiar colour code by now; be quick, or the yellow button will float off the screen) (10)

    149. 410 (30 in the Demo, 110 in TIQ, 120 in TIQ2, 150 in the Book; 30 + 110 + 120 + 150 = 410)

    150. Choose to wipe The Impossible Quiz out of history in order to save Chris (if you sacrifice your lives, you will indeed lose all your lives, causing a Game Over)

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